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Why Philosophy Reads Like A Foreign Language

“Obscurantisme Terroriste”

Out of all the Liberal Arts people, philosophy students are the easiest ones to find at a party. Their party tricks include:

• Sulking in the corner to appear “existential.”

• Bringing a book to a party, hoping someone would ask them about it.

• Justify their lack of conversation skills with I think faster than I speak.

Last but not l…